The Recipe of  a Lifetime;Branden Le
                            Ingredients


1. 1 teaspoon of fear
2. A 100 gallons of laziness
3. 30 cups of happiness
4. half a cup of sass
5. a spoon of competitiveness
6. a tablespoon of humor
7. a hint of jealousy
8. a teaspoon of sociality

Directions

1. First, add fear and happiness and mix them together.
2. After you are done mixing them, you dump the laziness periodically
3. After the laziness you add the spoon of competitiveness and mix that in also
4. Then you grab the sociality and add that in also
5. When you are done put it into the oven, which is preheated at 400 degrees cause he is hot!!!
6. When he is done baking get a pinch of jealousy and sprinkle it in for garnish
7. Enjoy at a nice gourmet restaurant with an ocean view with a side of wine