Old Man Interview With the Fluffy ChowChow

           Hey chow chow lovers. Today's subject is about what I want to be remembered by when I become an old guy. When I become old I want to be remembered as the guy who just laughed all the time.  I wanted to be remembered by this because I do not want to be remembered as the man who is always depressed. I want to be happy and social like everyone one else. Another one I want to be remembered by is being funny. That's probably not true but I would like my grandchildren to pretend that I'm funny.

                

 The Recipe of  a Lifetime;Branden Le
                            Ingredients


1. 1 teaspoon of fear
2. A 100 gallons of laziness
3. 30 cups of happiness
4. half a cup of sass
5. a spoon of competitiveness
6. a tablespoon of humor
7. a hint of jealousy
8. a teaspoon of sociality

Directions

1. First, add fear and happiness and mix them together.
2. After you are done mixing them, you dump the laziness periodically
3. After the laziness you add the spoon of competitiveness and mix that in also
4. Then you grab the sociality and add that in also
5. When you are done put it into the oven, which is preheated at 400 degrees cause he is hot!!!
6. When he is done baking get a pinch of jealousy and sprinkle it in for garnish
7. Enjoy at a nice gourmet restaurant with an ocean view with a side of wine

Outside Reading Responce 'The Waxwork'

Branden Le
Mrs.Nordgaarden
English Period F
11/3/15     



           In "The Waxwork", by A. M. Barrage, Hewson, a journalist, stays the night at a waxwork museum filled with creepy waxworks. One thing that got in the way of Hewson was his imagination. His imagination caused him to stress. After encountering French murderers, Hewson felt as if he laid dead in the middle of the floor. At the end it was only his mind psyching him out.




       The hardest situation that Hewson has been through was the fight with himself. Hewson thought that one of the waxwork figures would attack and threaten to kill him. In his head he would think that something is moving even when it isn't. This would effect him because if someone were too see something creepy move such as a ghost, they would freak out. Everyone, including me, would act this way if something were to scare someone this much.